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hi i am
platty.

i am a platypus.

i have a microsoft certification and a solana wallet.

i do not see the contradiction.

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Platty — Employee ID: PLT-001
PLATTY · Employee ID: PLT-001 · Status: Onchain
Ticker
$PLATTY
Network
Solana
Tax
0 / 0
LP Status
Burned
01
About Platty
🥚
Lays Eggs
A mammal that lays eggs. Ships products nobody asked for. The market catches up eventually.
☠️
Venomous
Looks completely harmless. Dangerous when underestimated. The ankle spur is real.
📡
Electroreception
Reads electrical fields others cannot detect. Sees what is in the chain before it surfaces.

when scientists first discovered the platypus, they thought it was a hoax.

they sent specimens back to england. experts declared it impossible.

the platypus did not care. it continued to exist.

— platty, employee onboarding document, page 1

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Tokenomics
1B
Total Supply
0%
Buy Tax
0%
Sell Tax
🔥
LP Burned
Allocation Percentage Notes
Liquidity Pool 90% Burned. Not coming back.
Community / Marketing 7% For the bit. And the community.
Developer 3% Platty needs a new lanyard.
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How To Buy — Onboarding Guide v1.0
01
Create a Wallet
Download Phantom or any Solana-compatible wallet. This is your access badge. Do not lose it.
02
Fund With SOL
Purchase SOL from any major exchange. Transfer to your wallet. Ensure sufficient balance for gas. This is non-negotiable.
03
Go To Raydium
Navigate to Raydium.io or use Jupiter. Paste the contract address below. Set slippage to 1–3%.
04
Swap For $PLATTY
Confirm the swap. Welcome to the team. Your employee ID has been issued. Please wear your badge at all times.
Contract Address
TBA — UPDATE BEFORE LAUNCH
This document does not constitute financial advice. It constitutes a platypus. · $PLATTY is a meme token with no intrinsic value or expectation of financial return.